
My photo from last night that I shall call "Snow Motion"...
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Andy gettin' his swagga on!
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Wonderland...
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Lightweight who doesn't like zee snow!
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Claypotts traffic lights...
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Our house at midnight...
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The aftermath of a bizzare phenonemon called "Thundersnow" (I kid you not, I Wikipedia'd it) which led to a very entertaining night...
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Snowdrifts!
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Teddy's new job as an overnight grave digger!
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Wussy little dug with a coat on!
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King Soave's mountain is even higher than Sunday! The Asda fascia is even obscured now!
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King Nothing!
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Crazzzzzzy Dug!
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Romantic & tasty!
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Motion shot of Lee falling down the drift!
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In the midnight hour...
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The crazy Scooby Doo villian-esque setting ice hanging from our neighbour's house...
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...and on the fourth day of snow, Soave was replaced by a Christmas Tree!
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Just call Neil "The Fonz" eyyyyyy!
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Who says petrol stations can't be energy efficient? We've eliminated the need for a fridge!
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Andy Weir, two McDonald'sers & I just saved the day & freed some HGV stuck at the roundabout. Video coming later! #Awesome!
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The aforementioned stuck HGV that Andy & I (along with some people from McDonald's) helped move!
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They didn't mention Andy & I's heroics but I am the "no one" who they quoted about the delivery! Wrong information about LPG (it's frozen, not empty) & it's unleaded we were low on not deisel!
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Tanker driver spent SIX hours here today!
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This JCB driver's nickname is "The Snow Man!"
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...and on day 5, the tree was joined by a crow!
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On day six, the tree was decorated...
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...and on Day Seven, the carpark was cleared and the tree was toppled!
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Mr. Joseph George (off camera) Williamson's work: "a snaw baw tae thu heed!"
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...and on day eight, the mountain was no more!
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Some couple REALLY going at it in The Fort in like -5C weather, hands up shirts & all!, quite disturbing actually!
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See, Coca-Cola are nice to the Teetotallers at Christmas! (Just don't say straight edge!)
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"Big Booty Bitches!"
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Weird Ass drunk chicks in the All Night Bakery at 03:00, in -6 degree weather wearing hardly any clothes... WITH NO SHOES ON!
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Crazy Ass icicles hanging from Soave's house!
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The queue just to get in our petrol station... #panicbuying
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Mr. Weir does NOT like to wait on his Chicken & Bacon Supreme!
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My handywork which our manager wasn't too happy at!
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The snow is using all our petrol station's sand so we needed more from Wickes, but if you didn't know that you'd think: Kev (who uses a Dexter name badge) + splatter resistant tarpolen + building sand = we're gonna dismember a body then bury it!
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Cars (at these slow pumps) draw a whole 50lt tank in 7 minutes = if you're the car at the queue at the roundabout you have a 35 minute wait!
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Now Asda & the retail park loses power!
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So easy to but a present for Soave!
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The Scott Hunter joins us for the triultimate Festive Feast of 2010!
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The Asda night out is just too much for some!
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Top of the photo, the petrol station's Christmas decorations. Perfect representation of the current on going fight between secularism & church & state! (Oh, & a horny simpleton in the corner)...
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Neil Scott & his creepy red socks!
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Neil & Soave with their new incredibly drunk & slurringly confused, glass breaking skinhead friend!
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Moments after this Neil decided to take a photo of us on The Kingsway by streching across to his passenger seat holding his phone with a police car (complete with blue flashing lights) drove up next to him!
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Neil & I scoop the December 24th Reduced To Clear deals! #pikeys!
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I love Susan's Auntie!
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I'd have that on my steak!
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The candles spell out "51" apparently!
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"Don't You... Forget About Me! I'll Be The One Dancing & You Know It!"
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Bloody dug winnae let me in ma room!
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In the words of Neil Scott, "Pikey Tuesdays Rule"!
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Huns vs. Hoops!
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DOGGING!
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Joe Williamson... dogging!
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