My photo from last night that I shall call "Snow Motion"...
Andy gettin' his swagga on!
Lightweight who doesn't like zee snow!
Claypotts traffic lights...
Our house at midnight...
The aftermath of a bizzare phenonemon called "Thundersnow" (I kid you not, I Wikipedia'd it) which led to a very entertaining night...
Teddy's new job as an overnight grave digger!
Wussy little dug with a coat on!
King Soave's mountain is even higher than Sunday! The Asda fascia is even obscured now!
Romantic & tasty!
Motion shot of Lee falling down the drift!
In the midnight hour...
The crazy Scooby Doo villian-esque setting ice hanging from our neighbour's house...
...and on the fourth day of snow, Soave was replaced by a Christmas Tree!
Just call Neil "The Fonz" eyyyyyy!
Who says petrol stations can't be energy efficient? We've eliminated the need for a fridge!
Andy Weir, two McDonald'sers & I just saved the day & freed some HGV stuck at the roundabout. Video coming later! #Awesome!
The aforementioned stuck HGV that Andy & I (along with some people from McDonald's) helped move!
They didn't mention Andy & I's heroics but I am the "no one" who they quoted about the delivery! Wrong information about LPG (it's frozen, not empty) & it's unleaded we were low on not deisel!
Tanker driver spent SIX hours here today!
This JCB driver's nickname is "The Snow Man!"
...and on day 5, the tree was joined by a crow!
On day six, the tree was decorated...
...and on Day Seven, the carpark was cleared and the tree was toppled!
Mr. Joseph George (off camera) Williamson's work: "a snaw baw tae thu heed!"
...and on day eight, the mountain was no more!
Some couple REALLY going at it in The Fort in like -5C weather, hands up shirts & all!, quite disturbing actually!
See, Coca-Cola are nice to the Teetotallers at Christmas! (Just don't say straight edge!)
"Big Booty Bitches!"
Weird Ass drunk chicks in the All Night Bakery at 03:00, in -6 degree weather wearing hardly any clothes... WITH NO SHOES ON!
Crazy Ass icicles hanging from Soave's house!
The queue just to get in our petrol station... #panicbuying
Mr. Weir does NOT like to wait on his Chicken & Bacon Supreme!
My handywork which our manager wasn't too happy at!
The snow is using all our petrol station's sand so we needed more from Wickes, but if you didn't know that you'd think: Kev (who uses a Dexter name badge) + splatter resistant tarpolen + building sand = we're gonna dismember a body then bury it!
Cars (at these slow pumps) draw a whole 50lt tank in 7 minutes = if you're the car at the queue at the roundabout you have a 35 minute wait!
Now Asda & the retail park loses power!
So easy to but a present for Soave!
The Scott Hunter joins us for the triultimate Festive Feast of 2010!
The Asda night out is just too much for some!
Top of the photo, the petrol station's Christmas decorations. Perfect representation of the current on going fight between secularism & church & state! (Oh, & a horny simpleton in the corner)...
Neil Scott & his creepy red socks!
Neil & Soave with their new incredibly drunk & slurringly confused, glass breaking skinhead friend!
Moments after this Neil decided to take a photo of us on The Kingsway by streching across to his passenger seat holding his phone with a police car (complete with blue flashing lights) drove up next to him!
Neil & I scoop the December 24th Reduced To Clear deals! #pikeys!
I love Susan's Auntie!
I'd have that on my steak!
The candles spell out "51" apparently!
"Don't You... Forget About Me! I'll Be The One Dancing & You Know It!"
Bloody dug winnae let me in ma room!
In the words of Neil Scott, "Pikey Tuesdays Rule"!
Huns vs. Hoops!
Joe Williamson... dogging!