Noocassal! (& we beat Wayne by taking the backroads!)
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Andy reading the Page 3 model's "News In Briefs" section of The Sun...
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02:04 Saturday 10th September. The fire alarm has been going off for 90 minutes at this point, Joe... Not happy, (though he did try to help the clueless staff as to what "zones" are when it comes to alarm systems!)
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Mike watching all the guests come from their rooms to stand outside the hotel while the fire alarm goes off!
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"If you ain't tiltin' this room, then neither am I!"
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"Stop filming me... I'm not a role model!"
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(While the bar is shut & the hotel is being evacuated): "There has to be SOMEONE who knows where I can get whiskey to turn this coffee Irish!"
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"Perhaps there's whiskey out here?"
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Dave, now resting outside on a parking bollard after not finding any whiskey & being left with a lukewarm cup of coffee...
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The police arrive to deal with the fire alarm & angry guests...
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Joe telling the hotel staff how to work the alarm system...
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Andy Weir, not impressed as there's now no one serving at the hotel bar...
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Passed out in the hotel foyer, even with a fire alarm going off above him. Pretty impressive actually!
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"Lightweight!"
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Jóse!
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Fire alarm noise is too much for those who have sound boosting hearing aids!
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Why are we standing outside at 02:00? Oh yeah, the fire alarm went off!
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Looking for the bar's TV remote as there's rugby on somewhere!
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Willing to steal the bar's TV remote at this point!
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Having sucessfully stolen the TV remote from his room, Dave can finally change the bar's TV to ITV for the rugby!
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With the bar TV now hijacked, the rugby commences...
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Couple who have had enough of the alarm & are now leaving!
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Gorgeous!
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"There's beer... Ten feet away inside... But they won't let me buy any!"
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I don't care if we were meant to leave our drinks inside... I paid £2.40 for that Coke!
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Brilliant minds Neil...
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Police trying to calm angry guests...
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"I left my spare fake Chinese phone batteries on charge upstairs... What if that's caused the fire!"
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Neil doing his best 'Screech' from 'Saved By The Bell'...
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Mirror vein, gone insane!
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Twenty minutes into the alarm going off & no sign of a fire engine...
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Some of the guests evacuated to the car park awaiting further instructions!
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MOATY!
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"Wait & we'll see all the birds come down from their rooms in their night stuff!"
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The new Trip Advisor cover photo for the hotel!
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Pit Lane...
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'The Flyover'!
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Runners up!
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Wait until you see Wayne...
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Jo Brand... If she was four feet taller! (Nice rack on this man too!)
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'Newcastle welcomes all members of the LGBT community'...
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On a scale of one to ten Mike is "THIS" drunk!
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Uhhhhh
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Jeff Hardy!
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'Nana Mary Tams'!
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Endless Holiday!
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I prefer Hooters, they have chicken wings!
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A half shot for £2 from scantily clad women who populate the bars... Ah, sex sells!
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Your heart's all gone!
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We'll pay the £10 & send Neil up for a lapdance...
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"I get juice aswell?!"
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Like a spider, wants you deep inside'er!
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The tatooed woman of the night!
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Awwww Yeaaaaah!
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"I don't have one of those!"
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Once it's abruptly over (for throwing his drink away), Neil is a sad panda!
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NEIL SCOTT PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!
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'I was born this way hey!'
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Andy Weir, berating the homeless!
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Anyone want any vouchers?
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"Kev!".... 'Whaaaaaat?'
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A fine wind blowing Mr. Tams' skirt up in Newcastle high street. An elegant breeze slowly cooling an ass that was being grabbed all night long...
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Slag!
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The Ever Dignified Mista Tams...
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Two "Norwich burds" that Andy was trying to impress...
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This is why hotel rooms have peep holes!
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"I wonder if I can stop Mike & Joe from leaving the elevator?"
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"Ah, I know how!"
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"Let's go wake Wayne up!"
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"Let's go wake Neil up!"
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"Chopley"!
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