Happy (hopefully post-COVID) #Halloween!
First show in over 18 months. Take that COVID 😷 💉
@MassiveWagons
HEY MAW! IM GOAN BE ON THAT MOVIN' PICTURE BOX TONITE!
In my defence - in this post-COVID enviroment where every second restaraunt doesn't offer the range of condaments they used to (so there's less cross interaction between customers) - it's best to come prepared.
Plus it's eh, more enviromentally friendly that those tiny little sachets where you only get 2ml out of one packet.
Also, @caitlinweir26 is suuuch a hater
#mayo
This is the kind of heart-stopping masterpiece that might even impress the friends that you have locked in your garage. #CakeCakeCakeCakeCakeCake @gigiscreationsdundee
He's spelled 'Britney' wrong
The government says handsy photoshoots are now safe amongst fully vaccinated thirst queens 🥳
This #PrideMonth marketing is getting out of control
"Nobody flies economy anymore do they?" - Blake (probably)
For whatever reason my dash cam didn't record sound but just imagine me going all Alec Baldwin while Lana Del Rey plays from the car bluetooth
#InfluencersInTheWild #GetSoExcited @GigisCreationsDundee
This is the kind of high-quality golden content you get with your music library on random when you've barely deleted anything since you started downloading stuff on Napster in December 1999
Day 2: Still pretty, but now a bit of a nuisance #Snow #SamsungGalaxy #SlowMotion #SuperSlowMo
Purty #Snow #SamsungGalaxy #SlowMotion #SuperSlowMo
Someone in Dundee taking the line 'Demand to be buried like Eva Perón' from Evita quite literally. Also, doesn't the black COVID mask on the passenger just ramp up the morbidity level?
According to @GoogleMaps - in the whole of 2020 - I've travelled less than 100 miles in any direction from Broughty Ferry. The furtherest south & west was for a pre-pandemic @SteelPanther show in February and the most north & east was to Roo's Leap in August for 'Dine Out To Help Out'. How depressing. Thanks COVID. 😷
I love the drawing - it's like, is this a corner shop or an S&M club?
I have a strong urge to listen to @Metallica's cover of 'Free Speech For The Dumb' right now
Mother, you've started doing old-lady things #DogsOfInstagram #pugsofinstagram #staffiesofinstagram
It's 1997 again apparently - somebody warn Princess Di?
Things like this, are why the terrorists hate us #halloween #isis
I don't know what's more appealing for a holiday break - the promise of no quarantine upon arrival or a free trip to a nuclear ghost town #COVID19 #ChernobylIntentions
Apparently there's a World's Fair being built in Slessor Gardens 🤔
Hays offering time travel to Las Vegas for under £1K a person 👌
An Olaf piñata with that expression looks rather morbid after the body gives way #Frozen ⛄
I turn 35 this week you know...
Such judgment. Dogs today.
#dogsofinstagram #pug
I'm eating salted popped cheese, the neighbours have hired a jazz musician to serenade them in the car park & another 'Rona victim is presumably taken to hospital. Ah, The Ferry
#BroughtyFerry #TheFerry #Dundee #TheRona #Cheese
I can’t believe it's not butter either #Pug #dogsofinstagram
Weirdos. (But catching the bubble was nice)
After weeks of never being able to see her, I finally caught a photo of the leader of the Tambourine Gestapo. This woman (along with her wooden spoon) marches up and down our shared driveway every Thursday night at 8pm making sure every household has a clapping representative out for her to see or she'll sign us up for attendance at a re-education camp. #SneakyKevReillyShot #Dundee #ClapForOurCarers #ClapOrDie
Politics aside - the use of the dripping 'blood' font & insistence on 'txt spk' tells me this was commissioned by a future serial killer #Dundee #BroughtyFery #TheRona
CORN TEEN!
Everyone remember to check in & take care of the invalids & those who can no longer help themselves during this time! @KeyserSoave #COVID19 #Coronavirus 🗣🦵
Call me crazy, but I thought the fact that I ignored 5 letters & an email was as good a sign as any that I wasn't interested?
#OldPeople
Always a great show from @SteelPanther 🤘 ❄
Fresh cake, brownie & cookie delivery by @gigiscreationsdundee 🍪
And this is why you don't often see balloons on cakes I think 🎂 🎈 💥
#Note10+
There's currently a man running shirtless around Barnhill in 3c weather, on December 23rd, in Scotland 🙄
My Mum & Dad bought me an officially licensed Donald commemorative bauble from Trump Tower in New York. "We went back just to get it!". 😂 Our Christmas Tree is unknowingly contributing to the Republican party's 2020 relection campaign. 🎄
My wife has no sense of humour...
Photo captured shortly before the conversation transitioned into us considering taking up arms against the government
#SlowMotion 🦋
#LOBSTA
First hanging rollercoaster I've ever been on #Yall
@ZZTop last night in New Hampshire #LawnSeating #FullMoom #LiveFreeOrDie
On the Charles Rivva
Greenland at 30,000ft is pretty cool like
IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME MAN!
Like, pure art
#Montrose #Angus
Love a bbq when @mikey1873 is behind the grill 🍔
My petrol station! Where I spent 22 hours a week from 2006 - 2013
7 years of doing very little work for equally little pay. (I bet my Hannah Montana poster that a customer gave me was still on the roof of the kiosk when it was knocked down)
#NeverForget
Presenting the second animal I almost hit today 🦌
I want my order delivered to the table like this please #RedWedding
"You named your chicken 'Kylo Hen'?"
Plate Golf 2019 y'all
Solid show by Maren Morris in Glasgow on Sunday night. A performance almost eclipsed by the super drunk guy next to us who was headbanging during one of the ballads
Looks fantastic, tasted very bland, weird music but on the plus side; free parking 🤘
Wait, are we not allowed to say 'Bakery' now? No one told me
So, there'll be no coleslaw at the stag weekend now I guess
For when you really want to annoy your neighbours, not just visually or audibly no, but at random times with the sunlight 👌
11 years ago in 2008 when he started in @WWE, I saw @TheTrueKofi & @CMPunk with my man N-Sco on a rainy Saturday night in Aberdeen, Scotland. Tonight he enters #SDLive as #WWEChampion. Long term booking I tell you. #WWE #KofiMania #Kofi #KofiKingston #TheNewDay
Not annoying at 01:30 at all 🙄
We *totally* didn't come last & win the booby prize 😏
Post Malone may be going on next door & Hanson are playing across the river but Slash is where the cool kids are tonight
Traffic light fireworks, how low rent are we?
Because that's what Stepford Wives do, that's why
#dogsofinstagram #pug #staffie
Of all the words to incorrectly spell 🎄
THEY LIVE INSIDE OF MY HEAD! #CheapTrick
Happy (Belated) Halloween! #Halloween #CrownJewel
#HalloweenZombieMaze #Halloween #Dundee #It #Zombies #ChickenStrips
A little out-of-my-comfort-zone street food in a foreign country late at night. @AnthonyBourdain would be proud. #PartsUnknown #Berlin
Charming Dave, charming
Oh look, my old car, back from the dead, same registration number & all parked outside ASDA. 🤔
(My drink, not the lady's) 🍓
So, Paris was alright
Dey Tik Are Dobs!
Too soon France, too soon
Le Wuss
HitlerCat!
In awe of you @revsandilands
Pro Tip: Don't leave dogs or redheads in hot cars this summer people!
Two year old niece's birthday cake #500mlBottleForScale
Thanks @caitlin.murphy.1217
Lightning on repeat. #BroughtyFerry #Dundee
What's the female version of Where's Wally?
Wait, what?
Day 2: Slush Guy totally has a thing for me
F Yeah
...and I declare this meeting of the Midnight Society closed!
#Nickelodeon #AreYouAfraidOfTheDark?
Well, if you can have a White Russian... #PlateGolf #ArcherFXX
Each photo sexier than the last
(Not Yanny)
Come villagers, buy your commemorative merchandise for a tax payer-funded wedding between a Prince & an actress who has a net worth of $5M. Pip Pip
SUGAR FREE MOUNTAIN FEW RETURNS TO THE MASS MARKET. THE PEASANTS REJOICE!
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