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Not pictured - the driving rain that we did the latter part of this in.

Also not pictured - Dave complaining about this knee.
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Greetings from Portugal 🇵🇹 (Also, rare occasion where I`m not wearing a black t-shirt) ...

Outside of a 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 controversial show in Pyongyang, North Korea in 1995 (which had mandatory attendance by decree of Kim Jong Il) - currently in Wembley for the 𝘯𝘰𝘸 highest-attended pro-wrestling event in the world (and for the tightest 5 hours of sports entertainment you`ll ever see).

£9.99 for a glass of wine by the way says the person next to me.
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Pre-AEW All In entertainment ...

The size of the delivery box that @Samsung ship the #SPen in 🤷

#SamsungFold
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(For the last time) The Judge Hardie Plate Golf Tournament!

2013 - 2023

Thank You For Plate Golfing With Us! ⛳
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But £7.90 for two pints of Pepsi MAX. In unrelated news, I’m now radicalised. ...

In 2020 I only managed 69 miles from home (a Steel Panther show pre-COVID) - the screenshot is on this account somewhere.

2022 was a lot better anyway according to #GoogleMaps and the first time I`ve hit `around the world` status since 2015 which is nice (and I also managed to avoid going to Aberdeen again which is always a positive).
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Second time we`ve won a quiz this week for £50 (but this time we didn`t get done out of it on a technicality).

#KingsOfTheWeekend (even though it was a Thursday and that it didn`t even cover our bar bill).
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It`s not Halloween unless you succeed in dressing as something that scares the children 👻🎃 ...

The conchie in the corner at the wedding of @caitlin1693 & @stephen__browne. ...

#ClashAtTheCastle in person was everything I`d hoped to see & experience in a PPV after watching them on Sky Box Office & streaming services for the last 25 years.

@CMPunk may be the talk of the wrestling world right now, but @WWESheamus, @Gunther_AUT, @RomanReigns and of course @DMcIntyreWWE brought a cult-like feeling of euphoria over the 62K people in that arena on Saturday.
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Today got real interesting, real fast anyway⚡ ...

Slow motion 2am epilepsy-inducing lightning ⚡ #SamsungFold #SamsungGalaxy #NoFilter ...

My new dog-in-law (or whatever the proper term is) ...

This was cool and I 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 I may have even overcome my fear of tall buildings during this too. Plus, I accidentally stole the sunglasses they lend you before the ascent so it was a win all round.



#SummitOneVanderbilt #Heights #NewYork #DavidBowie #Balls
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Once again - how ah yaah Boston?

#Boston #USA #PostCOVIDTravel
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Front row of the final show of @Alanis Morissette`s 25/27th anniversary tour of Jagged Litle Pill. (I was only ten when the album came out which is my excuse for not seeing it first time round in 1995).

This is the 5th ticket & 3rd venue I`ve had for this tour thanks to COVID lockdowns, a wedding in Cyprus & laryngitis (Alanis` - not mine).

I also think I`m the lone male under age 45 here too.
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COME TO CYPRUS. SEE SUICIDAL KNOCK-OFF MICKEY MOUSE CONTEMPLATE HIS OWN EXISTENCE BY THE LOCAL FOUNTAIN. FREE PARKING ...

You may disagree with the product she`s selling, but you have to admire the entrepreneurship in her marketing at least

#Branding #Cyprus #SexyBella1993
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`Exhibit A` for justification if we ever need to declare war on Cyprus. #ThatInfluencerLife ...

First step on the #RainbowTour!

#Evita #Tenerife #PostCOVID #PostCOVIDTravel #Ukraine #NoFilter
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Happy New Year! (& how low rent are we?) ...

I`m not sure this counts as hand sanitizer towards COVID safety measures but it at least smells lovely

Also I`ve been here ̶3̶5̶,̶ ̶4̶0̶ 45 minutes for a collection I booked over 2 hours ago

#COVID19 #Omicron #ChristmasWithTheCron
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I`m cold ...

MANCHESTER SUPER REDS NUMBER ONE FAN!

#BaoBowls
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#PeopleMakeGlasgow (post attempt #2 - now in the correct aspect ratio!)



#Krampus #Glasgow #Christmas #LoveWins

18 m
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Happy (hopefully post-COVID) #Halloween! ...

First show in over 18 months. Take that COVID 😷 💉



@MassiveWagons
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HEY MAW! IM GOAN BE ON THAT MOVIN` PICTURE BOX TONITE! ...

In my defence - in this post-COVID enviroment where every second restaraunt doesn`t offer the range of condaments they used to (so there`s less cross interaction between customers) - it`s best to come prepared.



Plus it`s eh, more enviromentally friendly that those tiny little sachets where you only get 2ml out of one packet.

Also, @caitlinweir26 is suuuch a hater

#mayo
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This is the kind of heart-stopping masterpiece that might even impress the friends that you have locked in your garage. #CakeCakeCakeCakeCakeCake @gigiscreationsdundee ...

He`s spelled `Britney` wrong ...

This #PrideMonth marketing is getting out of control ...

"Nobody flies economy anymore do they?" - Blake (probably) ...

For whatever reason my dash cam didn`t record sound but just imagine me going all Alec Baldwin while Lana Del Rey plays from the car bluetooth ...

This is the kind of high-quality golden content you get with your music library on random when you`ve barely deleted anything since you started downloading stuff on Napster in December 1999 ...

Day 2: Still pretty, but now a bit of a nuisance #Snow #SamsungGalaxy #SlowMotion #SuperSlowMo ...

Purty #Snow #SamsungGalaxy #SlowMotion #SuperSlowMo ...

Someone in Dundee taking the line `Demand to be buried like Eva Perón` from Evita quite literally. Also, doesn`t the black COVID mask on the passenger just ramp up the morbidity level? ...

According to @GoogleMaps - in the whole of 2020 - I`ve travelled less than 100 miles in any direction from Broughty Ferry. The furtherest south & west was for a pre-pandemic @SteelPanther show in February and the most north & east was to Roo`s Leap in August for `Dine Out To Help Out`. How depressing. Thanks COVID. 😷 ...

I love the drawing - it`s like, is this a corner shop or an S&M club? ...

I have a strong urge to listen to @Metallica`s cover of `Free Speech For The Dumb` right now ...

Mother, you`ve started doing old-lady things #DogsOfInstagram #pugsofinstagram #staffiesofinstagram ...

It`s 1997 again apparently - somebody warn Princess Di? ...

I don`t know what`s more appealing for a holiday break - the promise of no quarantine upon arrival or a free trip to a nuclear ghost town #COVID19 #ChernobylIntentions ...

Apparently there`s a World`s Fair being built in Slessor Gardens 🤔 ...

Hays offering time travel to Las Vegas for under £1K a person 👌 ...

I turn 35 this week you know... ...

Such judgment. Dogs today.

#dogsofinstagram #pug
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I`m eating salted popped cheese, the neighbours have hired a jazz musician to serenade them in the car park & another `Rona victim is presumably taken to hospital. Ah, The Ferry

#BroughtyFerry #TheFerry #Dundee #TheRona #Cheese
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I can’t believe it`s not butter either #Pug #dogsofinstagram ...

Weirdos. (But catching the bubble was nice) ...

After weeks of never being able to see her, I finally caught a photo of the leader of the Tambourine Gestapo. This woman (along with her wooden spoon) marches up and down our shared driveway every Thursday night at 8pm making sure every household has a clapping representative out for her to see or she`ll sign us up for attendance at a re-education camp. #SneakyKevReillyShot #Dundee #ClapForOurCarers #ClapOrDie ...

CORN TEEN! ...

Everyone remember to check in & take care of the invalids & those who can no longer help themselves during this time! @KeyserSoave #COVID19 #Coronavirus 🗣🦵 ...

Call me crazy, but I thought the fact that I ignored 5 letters & an email was as good a sign as any that I wasn`t interested?

#OldPeople
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Always a great show from @SteelPanther 🤘 ❄ ...

Fresh cake, brownie & cookie delivery by @gigiscreationsdundee 🍪 ...

And this is why you don`t often see balloons on cakes I think 🎂 🎈 💥 ...

#Note10+ ...

There`s currently a man running shirtless around Barnhill in 3c weather, on December 23rd, in Scotland 🙄 ...

My Mum & Dad bought me an officially licensed Donald commemorative bauble from Trump Tower in New York. "We went back just to get it!". 😂 Our Christmas Tree is unknowingly contributing to the Republican party`s 2020 relection campaign. 🎄 ...

My wife has no sense of humour... ...

Photo captured shortly before the conversation transitioned into us considering taking up arms against the government ...

#SlowMotion 🦋 ...

First hanging rollercoaster I`ve ever been on #Yall ...

@ZZTop last night in New Hampshire #LawnSeating #FullMoom #LiveFreeOrDie ...

On the Charles Rivva ...

Greenland at 30,000ft is pretty cool like ...

IT`S JUST NOT THE SAME MAN! ...

Like, pure art

#Montrose #Angus
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Love a bbq when @mikey1873 is behind the grill 🍔 ...

My petrol station! Where I spent 22 hours a week from 2006 - 2013
7 years of doing very little work for equally little pay. (I bet my Hannah Montana poster that a customer gave me was still on the roof of the kiosk when it was knocked down)
#NeverForget
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Presenting the second animal I almost hit today 🦌 ...

I want my order delivered to the table like this please #RedWedding ...

"You named your chicken `Kylo Hen`?" ...

Plate Golf 2019 y`all ...