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Happy (hopefully post-COVID) #Halloween! ...

First show in over 18 months. Take that COVID 😷 πŸ’‰

@MassiveWagons
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HEY MAW! IM GOAN BE ON THAT MOVIN' PICTURE BOX TONITE! ...

In my defence - in this post-COVID enviroment where every second restaraunt doesn't offer the range of condaments they used to (so there's less cross interaction between customers) - it's best to come prepared.

Plus it's eh, more enviromentally friendly that those tiny little sachets where you only get 2ml out of one packet.

Also, @caitlinweir26 is suuuch a hater

#mayo
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This is the kind of heart-stopping masterpiece that might even impress the friends that you have locked in your garage. #CakeCakeCakeCakeCakeCake @gigiscreationsdundee ...

He's spelled 'Britney' wrong ...

This #PrideMonth marketing is getting out of control ...

"Nobody flies economy anymore do they?" - Blake (probably) ...

For whatever reason my dash cam didn't record sound but just imagine me going all Alec Baldwin while Lana Del Rey plays from the car bluetooth ...

This is the kind of high-quality golden content you get with your music library on random when you've barely deleted anything since you started downloading stuff on Napster in December 1999 ...

Day 2: Still pretty, but now a bit of a nuisance #Snow #SamsungGalaxy #SlowMotion #SuperSlowMo ...

Purty #Snow #SamsungGalaxy #SlowMotion #SuperSlowMo ...

Someone in Dundee taking the line 'Demand to be buried like Eva PerΓ³n' from Evita quite literally. Also, doesn't the black COVID mask on the passenger just ramp up the morbidity level? ...

According to @GoogleMaps - in the whole of 2020 - I've travelled less than 100 miles in any direction from Broughty Ferry. The furtherest south & west was for a pre-pandemic @SteelPanther show in February and the most north & east was to Roo's Leap in August for 'Dine Out To Help Out'. How depressing. Thanks COVID. 😷 ...

I love the drawing - it's like, is this a corner shop or an S&M club? ...

I have a strong urge to listen to @Metallica's cover of 'Free Speech For The Dumb' right now ...

Mother, you've started doing old-lady things #DogsOfInstagram #pugsofinstagram #staffiesofinstagram ...

It's 1997 again apparently - somebody warn Princess Di? ...

Things like this, are why the terrorists hate us #halloween #isis ...

I don't know what's more appealing for a holiday break - the promise of no quarantine upon arrival or a free trip to a nuclear ghost town #COVID19 #ChernobylIntentions ...

Apparently there's a World's Fair being built in Slessor Gardens πŸ€” ...

Hays offering time travel to Las Vegas for under Β£1K a person πŸ‘Œ ...

I turn 35 this week you know... ...

Such judgment. Dogs today.

#dogsofinstagram #pug
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I'm eating salted popped cheese, the neighbours have hired a jazz musician to serenade them in the car park & another 'Rona victim is presumably taken to hospital. Ah, The Ferry

#BroughtyFerry #TheFerry #Dundee #TheRona #Cheese
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I can’t believe it's not butter either #Pug #dogsofinstagram ...

Weirdos. (But catching the bubble was nice) ...

After weeks of never being able to see her, I finally caught a photo of the leader of the Tambourine Gestapo. This woman (along with her wooden spoon) marches up and down our shared driveway every Thursday night at 8pm making sure every household has a clapping representative out for her to see or she'll sign us up for attendance at a re-education camp. #SneakyKevReillyShot #Dundee #ClapForOurCarers #ClapOrDie ...

CORN TEEN! ...

Everyone remember to check in & take care of the invalids & those who can no longer help themselves during this time! @KeyserSoave #COVID19 #Coronavirus πŸ—£πŸ¦΅ ...

Call me crazy, but I thought the fact that I ignored 5 letters & an email was as good a sign as any that I wasn't interested?

#OldPeople
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Always a great show from @SteelPanther 🀘 ❄ ...

Fresh cake, brownie & cookie delivery by @gigiscreationsdundee πŸͺ ...

And this is why you don't often see balloons on cakes I think πŸŽ‚ 🎈 πŸ’₯ ...

#Note10+ ...

There's currently a man running shirtless around Barnhill in 3c weather, on December 23rd, in Scotland πŸ™„ ...

My Mum & Dad bought me an officially licensed Donald commemorative bauble from Trump Tower in New York. "We went back just to get it!". πŸ˜‚ Our Christmas Tree is unknowingly contributing to the Republican party's 2020 relection campaign. πŸŽ„ ...

My wife has no sense of humour... ...

Photo captured shortly before the conversation transitioned into us considering taking up arms against the government ...

#SlowMotion πŸ¦‹ ...

First hanging rollercoaster I've ever been on #Yall ...

@ZZTop last night in New Hampshire #LawnSeating #FullMoom #LiveFreeOrDie ...

On the Charles Rivva ...

Greenland at 30,000ft is pretty cool like ...

IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME MAN! ...

Like, pure art

#Montrose #Angus
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Love a bbq when @mikey1873 is behind the grill πŸ” ...

My petrol station! Where I spent 22 hours a week from 2006 - 2013
7 years of doing very little work for equally little pay. (I bet my Hannah Montana poster that a customer gave me was still on the roof of the kiosk when it was knocked down)
#NeverForget
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Presenting the second animal I almost hit today 🦌 ...

I want my order delivered to the table like this please #RedWedding ...

"You named your chicken 'Kylo Hen'?" ...

Plate Golf 2019 y'all ...

Solid show by Maren Morris in Glasgow on Sunday night. A performance almost eclipsed by the super drunk guy next to us who was headbanging during one of the ballads ...

Looks fantastic, tasted very bland, weird music but on the plus side; free parking 🀘 ...

Wait, are we not allowed to say 'Bakery' now? No one told me ...

So, there'll be no coleslaw at the stag weekend now I guess ...

For when you really want to annoy your neighbours, not just visually or audibly no, but at random times with the sunlight πŸ‘Œ ...

11 years ago in 2008 when he started in @WWE, I saw @TheTrueKofi & @CMPunk with my man N-Sco on a rainy Saturday night in Aberdeen, Scotland. Tonight he enters #SDLive as #WWEChampion. Long term booking I tell you. #WWE #KofiMania #Kofi #KofiKingston #TheNewDay ...

Not annoying at 01:30 at all πŸ™„ ...

We *totally* didn't come last & win the booby prize 😏 ...

Post Malone may be going on next door & Hanson are playing across the river but Slash is where the cool kids are tonight ...

Traffic light fireworks, how low rent are we? ...

Because that's what Stepford Wives do, that's why ...

#dogsofinstagram #pug #staffie ...

Of all the words to incorrectly spell πŸŽ„ ...

THEY LIVE INSIDE OF MY HEAD! #CheapTrick ...

Happy (Belated) Halloween! #Halloween #CrownJewel ...

#HalloweenZombieMaze #Halloween #Dundee #It #Zombies #ChickenStrips ...

A little out-of-my-comfort-zone street food in a foreign country late at night. @AnthonyBourdain would be proud. #PartsUnknown #Berlin ...

Charming Dave, charming ...

Oh look, my old car, back from the dead, same registration number & all parked outside ASDA. πŸ€” ...

(My drink, not the lady's) πŸ“ ...

So, Paris was alright ...

Dey Tik Are Dobs! ...

Too soon France, too soon ...

Le Wuss ...

HitlerCat! ...

In awe of you @revsandilands ...

Pro Tip: Don't leave dogs or redheads in hot cars this summer people! ...

Two year old niece's birthday cake #500mlBottleForScale ...

Thanks @caitlin.murphy.1217 ...

Lightning on repeat. #BroughtyFerry #Dundee ...

What's the female version of Where's Wally? ...

Wait, what? ...

Day 2: Slush Guy totally has a thing for me ...

F Yeah ...

...and I declare this meeting of the Midnight Society closed!

#Nickelodeon #AreYouAfraidOfTheDark?
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Well, if you can have a White Russian... #PlateGolf #ArcherFXX ...

Each photo sexier than the last ...

(Not Yanny) ...

Come villagers, buy your commemorative merchandise for a tax payer-funded wedding between a Prince & an actress who has a net worth of $5M. Pip Pip ...

SUGAR FREE MOUNTAIN FEW RETURNS TO THE MASS MARKET. THE PEASANTS REJOICE! ...

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